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Today's Goal: Slay

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You Are My Ride Or Die Bitch

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I Love How We Don't Need To Say It Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite Child

You're The Lorelai To My Rory

Smells Like You Got Into Architecture School

Look At You Mom Raising Legends

Smells Like Your First Standup Comedy Show

Best F*cking Friend Ever

Slay All Day Every Day

Light This When My Son Is On Your Last Nerve

Virgo Bitch

Don't Let Anyone Treat You Like Free Salsa You Are Guac

Only Bad Bitches Are Baristas

Smells Like The World's Best Endocrinologist

Sometime You Forget You're Awesome

Smells Way Better Than Golden Retriever Farts

Smells Like A Cute Electrician In The Room

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I'm Not A Control Freak But You're Doing It Wrong

In My Pediatrician Era

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist

Having Me As A Friend Is The Only Gift You Need

We're The Reallife Version Of Thelma And Louise

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1984 Birthday Babe

In My Oncologist Era